By Have you ever felt the urge to pick up your vibrator, turn it up to the highest setting, and forget about your annoying boss, your stupid coworkers, or the rent you’re paying? Have you ever been browsing your favorite escort only to find it full of dust and an opaque coating that’s just not something you want to think about? Or even worse, the battery is dead and you can’t find the cable.
This has happened to us all, but it’s because we don’t clean up our escorts as we should after we’re done playing. Considering how much some high-end escorts cost, the last thing you want is for your fun to be ruined by a dirty vibrator. That’s why it’s important to know how to store your escort so that it’s ready to go when you want to go.
If you’re the type of person who just throws your escort on the bedside table with everything else (clean or not), stop right there. A nightstand or drawer is fine. But make sure your escort is properly covered before you toss it in a drawer. Why? Depending on what else you have on your nightstand, your escort may be covered in dust, crumbs, and even pet hair. No one wants animal hair or dust near their genitals.
Most adult escorts come with cute, decorative bags. And guess what? These aren’t just for making your escort look pretty or hideable (although that’s a good use for them, too). It is meant to protect your escort from dust and dirt, so use it. Did you throw away that bag because it didn’t seem important to you? Buy an escort box or escort bag.
Cleaning your escort seems like an easy thing to do. Maybe you’re packing them in a bag or box. What about the battery? And do you know where the cable is? Both are the most overlooked parts of Escort storage.
To make sure your battery lasts longer, remove the battery from your Escort. You can put it directly in your pocket along with your vibrator. If it’s a rechargeable Escort, wrap the cable neatly and store it with the Escort. But don’t just throw the cable in a separate drawer from the Escort, either; there are no standard connections, and spending time finding the right cable to play with can ruin the mood.
Who’s to say Escorts are just for kids when you’re in the middle of a fun, sexy, orgasmic playtime? The last thing you want to think about is cleaning and storing your escort. But these escorts aren’t cheap and you need to be able to use a rabbit or masturbation sleeve when needed. Think how upset you’d be if you spent $100 on an escort only to use it once and find it gathering dust or dead because you didn’t store it properly.
Don’t forget to take care of your escort and put it away properly, because you need it after a post-orgasm cuddle or a post-orgasm nap when you’re really on a roll. You’ll be glad you did when you’re ready for a bone-chilling, toe-curling orgasm.
